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Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Sunday, June 07, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Amazing Photography -Ocean Waves
These incredible images of waves were taken by the number 1 photographer of surf: Clark Little. He has dedicated his life to photographing the waves and has published a selection of the best images of his career. He captures magical moments inside the "tube", as surfers say.
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Sun ... glints off wave
Clark Little/SWNS
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Sand ... in surf
Clark Little/SWNS
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Tubular ... shining
Clark Little/SWNS
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Beach ... surf crashes down
Clark Little/SWNS
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Molten ... liquid gold
Clark Little/SWNS
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White ... tumultuous water
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Splash ... stunning shot
Clark Little/SWNS
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Red ... mysterious shot
Clark Little/SWNS
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Break ... wave crashes down
Clark Little/SWNS
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Monday, February 09, 2009
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
And that's when the fight started....
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive...so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.
And then the fight started....
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.
And then the fight started.....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
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And thats when the fight started...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Let me see if you can guess....
Let me see if you can guess....
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Some ppl develop websites blindly :) Hilarious!!!!!
This resort must either go fully reserved,, or totally empty,,,, depending on how one takes the ad :D
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Peanuts - forwarded joke
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of
seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied,
'We just love the chocolate around them.'
